EXPERIENCE PSYCHEDELIC SCRIPTURE!
While in high school classrooms my mind couldn’t have been further away from the academics I was forced to endure versus the life-long education of an imaginative career I would develop.
Once I was able to shed the shackled bonds of institutionalized education; I flourished, but until then I spent my time in class creating stories like the following and psychedelic doodle art.
THE TRIP TUNNEL
(See 45 year old original below)
Thru the Sunlight-Sifted Forest of the Inept Iguana lies the whirlpool-winding Road of Redundance which leads to the Slippery Shaft that goes down to the Trip Tunnel.
As we eagerly enter the First Cavern, the Half-handed Helpers of Heathcliff bend and shape your mind to fit the Peridontal Paths and Twisted Turns of the Trip Tunnel.
After experiencing the unexpected you are taken to the Everlasting Elongated Exercise Room where Eggbert the Eggman leads you in wooly warm-up exercises on top of the Conglomerated Cucumber Clouds.
Floating freely from the Submerged Skies, we fall upon the Mesmerized Mountains of Mutiny where the Walnut-winged Warriors escort you down the Hollow Haystack Hills to be glazed in the Perpetual Pot of Pulchritude.
We are now ready to enter the Second Cavern where the fabled Fuzzy Foam-rubber Army is marching merrily thru-out the Secret Shadows of the Undulating Unconsciousness of Utter Eternity.
As we follow along the Red Road of Revenge, the wail of the Wayside Waffle tells us to go to the Purple Pit of the Powerful Poinsettia where the Super Suction-powered Squadron is ready to take off thru the Television Skies of Transparency to do battle with the Outside Obscurities.
Entering the Third Cavern we will take shake hands with the Anonymous Albino Aardvark who will ignite the Fervent Fire from Within so that the Dangers of the Dingy Dungeon will not engulf us.
Onward down the Slimey Slide of the Senseless Snapdragon we will take the Disappearing Detour to the Caverns of Conception where the Realm of the Inner Banana is willfully watched-over by the Prickly Pinnacled Porcupine.
As we go on towards the City of Social Sobriety, the Allegoric Atmosphere changes into crystal clarity by the Winds of Wisdom from the Tantalizing Tornadoes by which we will be swept up and hurtled onto the Ten Ton Trampoline where we will rebound off the Chronological Canyons of the Cantankerous Caterpillar to land in the Many-mushroomed Meadow of Monotony.
As we wallow along in the Misty Murky Marshlands of Mediocrity we enter the Fourth Cavern where the Popcorn Pirate-Ship is waiting to take you away on a joyous journey to the Inevitable Island of Incense where the Naïve Natives of Neurotic Necessity will secretly sacrifice your soul to the Baby Buddha of Righteous Indignation.
FOR A REAL TRIP:
CLICK ON HEADER ART TO ENLARGE AND SCROLL AROUND TO SEE HOW MANY TUNNELS, PASSAGES AND DOORWAYS YOU CAN FIND;
THEY ALL LEAD TO THE TRIP TUNNEL’S PSYCHEDELIC LAND OF MIND-BLOWERS!